Bruh Steals Mad Booze, Says "Thanks" 💀
Thief thanks staff as he walks out of store with nearly $900 worth of stolen booze: Guelph Police. Frfr, this dude just walked into an LCBO, asked the staff for help, grabbed $900 worth of whisky, and dipped, saying "thanks" like it was NBD. Guelph police are on the case, tryna ID this savage. If yo
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Frfr, this dude just walked into an LCBO, asked the staff for help, grabbed $900 worth of whisky, and dipped, saying "thanks" like it was NBD. Guelph police are on the case, tryna ID this savage. If you know something, say something!
The Tea ☕
Okay, so check this out. This dude, allegedly lookin' kinda Indian, like 40-50 years old, strolls into the LCBO in Guelph. Starts asking the employees mad questions about the whisky, right? Then, outta nowhere, he snags 11 bottles – that's, like, a whole stash – worth almost a grand! 💸
And the audacity? As he's straight-up walkin' out without payin', he throws a casual "thanks" at the staff. Like he's doin' them a favor! 🙄 He was rockin' a red golf shirt, black cargos, black shoes, and had these blue shopping bags with all these colors on them. Defs tryna flex or something. The police said he might be Indian, between 40 and 50 years old, about 5’11” with a large build, brown eyes, short black hair, and a goatee.
Guelph PD is lookin' for this dude. If you recognize him, hit up Constable Scott Srigley at 519-824-1212, ext. 7298, or slide into his DMs at [email protected]. Don't be a bystander, fam. Let's get this guy clapped. 👏
Abbreviations Glossary
| Abbreviation | Full Form |
|---|---|
| Bruh | Bro, friend. |
| Mad | A lot of, many. |
| Frfr | For real for real, seriously. |
| NBD | No big deal. |
| Flex | Showing off. |
| Outta nowhere | Suddenly. |
| Clapped | Arrested or caught. |
| The audacity | Expressing shock or disbelief at someone's behavior. |
| Slide into his DMs | Contact someone privately through social media messaging. |