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Bruh, Someone Tried to Yoink Doug Ford's Ride 🚗💨

‘Lawless society’: Doug Ford says masked men tried to steal vehicle from his Toronto home. Sketchy dudes in masks tried to boost a whip from Doug Ford's crib. Cops showed up and said, "Not on our watch!" Ford's heated, saying the justice system's sus.

Edith Singh

17 Jun 2025 — 1 min read

TL:DR

Sketchy dudes in masks tried to boost a whip from Doug Ford's crib. Cops showed up and said, "Not on our watch!" Ford's heated, saying the justice system's sus.

The Deets

Okay, so check it. Ontario Premier Doug Ford woke up to some realness when some masked goons tried to pull a fast one and swipe a car right from his property in Etobicoke. Like, who does that?

At first, everyone thought the Ontario Provincial Police (OPP) were the heroes who shut it down. But turns out, it was actually the Toronto Police Service who rolled up and cuffed the suspects.

Ford was NOT feeling it. He hopped on his soapbox, calling the whole thing a sign of a "lawless society" and ranting about how the bail system is weak sauce. He was basically like, "These criminals are getting away with everything, and it's sus!"

He even threw out a theory that the masked bandits might've been after his brother's car or his pickup truck. Like, maybe they had beef or something?

And get this – the whole thing went down on the same night that Toronto police were chasing down some other peeps in North York who were allegedly pulling off an armed carjacking. Talk about a chaotic night! The Special Investigations Unit (SIU) is now poking around that case 'cause one of the suspects took a tumble off an expressway. Yikes!

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
Bruh	Bro, friend (used for emphasis).
Yoink	Steal.
Crib	House, home.
Whip	Car.
Goons	Thugs, criminals.
Pull a fast one	Deceive, trick someone.
Weak sauce	Lame, ineffective.
Sus	Suspicious.

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