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Bruh, Someone Tried to Steal Doug Ford's Ride 💀🚗

‘Lawless society’: Doug Ford says masked suspects tried to steal vehicle from his Etobicoke home. So, four masked peeps tried to swipe a whip from Ontario Premier Doug Ford's crib in Etobicoke. Police rolled up, bagged the suspects, and found some sus gear in their car. Ford's not happy, saying t

Edith Singh

17 Jun 2025 — 1 min read

TL:DR

So, four masked peeps tried to swipe a whip from Ontario Premier Doug Ford's crib in Etobicoke. Police rolled up, bagged the suspects, and found some sus gear in their car. Ford's not happy, saying the bail system is a whole mess.

The Deets

Okay, so check it. Apparently, some masked figures thought they could pull a fast one and snatch a vehicle from Premier Doug Ford's place. Like, bold move, right?

But plot twist! The police showed up ASAP, did a whole vehicle stop thing, and cuffed the suspects. Turns out they were rollin' with a car key programmer and a master key. That's kinda sus, no? The suspects, two 23-year-olds, plus a 16 and 17-year-old, are now facing charges, including having illegal car theft tech.

Now, Premier Ford is BIG mad. He's out here saying the justice system is failing, especially the bail situation. "It's a lawless society," he apparently said. Big yikes.

Also, there's this other story about a crazy car chase with more carjacking suspects. Toronto is wildin' out, fr fr.

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
Bruh	Dude, friend.
Crib	Home, residence.
Sus	Suspicious.
Whip	Car.
Fr fr	For real, genuinely.

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