B.C. Dude Gets Slap on the Wrist for Sketchy Pics ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ˜ณ

No jail time for B.C. man with โ€˜relatively modestโ€™ child porn collection, judge rules. Yo, this B.C. dude, Mark Keenan, got caught with some sus pics of kids. The judge was like, "It's not that many," so he's not going to jail. He's just chilling at home with a curfew. ๐Ÿ’€

TL:DR

Yo, this B.C. dude, Mark Keenan, got caught with some sus pics of kids. The judge was like, "It's not that many," so he's not going to jail. He's just chilling at home with a curfew. ๐Ÿ’€

The Deets

Okay, so listen up. This dude named Mark Keenan in B.C. got busted for having and sharing some not-okay stuff - child pornography. The cops raided his crib back in '18 and found six images of boys, like, 9 to 16 years old, on his phone and computer. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

But here's where it gets kinda sus. The judge was like, his collection was "relatively modest," which is why he's getting a conditional sentence instead of going to the slammer. He's gotta stay home for 18 months and then has a 6 p.m. curfew for the rest of his sentence, which is two years minus a day.

Now, the images weren't like, *super* graphic, but one had a grown man and a kid with their hands on each other's stuff. Keenan tried to say he just stumbled on the pics while looking for something else and made a Tumblr to catch predators. The judge wasn't buying it, though. He said Keenan was def getting something out of it, based on his online chats. ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

In a police statement, Keenan even admitted he was lowkey aroused by the messages. But hey, he pled guilty, doesn't have a record, and got some good letters from the community, so the judge took that into account. After he's done with his sentence, he's on probation for a year and has to give a DNA sample. Smh. ๐Ÿคฆ

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation Full Form
Sus Suspicious, questionable.
Crib Home, residence.
Lowkey Subtly, somewhat.
Smh Shaking my head (used to express disappointment or disapproval).

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