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Letters, July 26, 2025: 'Trump wasn't the problem'. Okay, so basically, Canada's economy is kinda cooked, and some peeps are saying it's not all Trump's fault and his tariff war. The Canadian Liberal government is getting called out. Also, this election ballot is sus long, and everyone's beefing abo
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Canada Facing Nationwide Shortages of Opioid Pain Medication. Okay, so Canada's dealing with some major cap. Like, they're straight up running out of opioid pain meds, like Percocet and Tylenol #3. It's a whole situation with manufacturing being sus and mad demand. Health Canada's tryna fix it, but
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Man who escaped MFNPS custody last seen in Portage la Prairie: RCMP. Yo, so this dude Byron Roulette dipped from the cops in Portage la Prairie. Last seen lookin' kinda rough – shirtless, cuffed, and rockin' bloody kicks. RCMP on the case, so keep your eyes peeled, fam! 👀
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Calgary Humane Society to host free spay and neuter clinic for pet owners facing financial barriers. Calgary Humane Society's being a real one, offering FREE spay/neuter clinic for pet owners who are strapped for cash. Spaying ain't cheap, fam, especially for the big doggos. They're tryna help a who
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Young Canadians feel high pressure to buy property. Okay, so boomers and Gen X are living their best lives as homeowners, but like, Millennials and Gen Z are stressing BIG TIME. Apparently, we're feeling major pressure to buy property, almost as much as getting hitched or popping out babies. Alberta
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RCMP searching for man who escaped police custody. Okay, so this dude named Byron Roulette dipped out on the cops in Portage la Prairie. Last seen looking kinda sketch – handcuffed, bloody shoes, maybe no shirt? 👀 Cops are on the hunt, so if you see him, don't be a hero, just dial 911!
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Trump's steel tariffs against Canada have been working just how he wants. Okay, so, Trump yeeted some steel tariffs at Canada, and things are lookin' kinda sus. Canadian steel industry is feelin' the burn with mad layoffs and less bread being made. Meanwhile, U.S. steel mills are thriving. Are steel
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3 workers rescued from Canadian mine after 60 hours underground. Three workers were stuck in a Canadian mine for like, 60 hours after some rocks decided to troll. But, bet, they got rescued and are totally vibing now. Drones and a remote scoop saved the day. They had snacks and air, so it was chill
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Efforts underway at BC mine to rescue three workers trapped underground. Three workers are vibin' in a refuge bay after a cave-in at the Red Chris mine in northern BC. Rescue teams are on the scene, tryna get them out ASAP. Fingers crossed for a W outcome!
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ALERT: Dangerous person with firearm at Muskowekwan First Nation. Fam, listen up! There's a 28-year-old dude, Elijah Albert, rockin' a rifle and last seen headin' into the bush near Muskowekwan First Nation. Blue sweater, blue jeans, dark backpack - keep your eyes peeled. Stay safe, lock it down, an
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Wildfire breaches Leaf Rapids, entire town evacuated. Yo, Leaf Rapids is straight-up evacuating 'cause of a massive wildfire that's spreading like crazy. Firefighters had to bounce, and the whole town is empty. Mad sus situation, and no one knows the full damage yet. Stay tuned for updates, fam.
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Rescue under way for three workers trapped by Canada mine collapse. Fam, three miners are trapped in a mine in British Columbia after a whole chunk of it went kaput. They're chilling in a safe spot for now, but rescue's on the way. Place is shut down while they figure things out.