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No jail time for B.C. man with ‘relatively modest’ child porn collection, judge rules. Yo, this B.C. dude, Mark Keenan, got caught with some sus pics of kids. The judge was like, "It's not that many," so he's not going to jail. He's just chilling at home with a curfew. 💀
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Inmate denied withdrawal medication nine days before overdose death at South West Detention Centre. Bruh, this is messed up. Inmate at South West Detention Centre, Joseph Gratton, died from a fentanyl OD. He asked for withdrawal meds for, like, a week, but they said nah. Now there's an inquest. Also
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There’s a 6 foot boa constrictor snake on the loose in Tofino. A six-foot boa constrictor is MIA in Tofino near Chesterman Beach. CARE Network is on the case, asking for help. Not dangerous to humans, but keep your pets on lock. If you spot it, call the CARE Network, animal control, or the RCMP ASAP
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Lost RCMP USB stick identifying informants and witnesses offered for sale by criminals. Bruh, RCMP straight up LOST a USB stick with the deets on like, witnesses, informants, the whole shebang. Now some criminals are tryna CASH IN on that info. Privacy watchdog is BIG MAD, says the RCMP violated the
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St. Thomas apartment dwellers with no utilities, landlord wanted in U.S. for grandparent scam. Okay, so peep this: St. Thomas apartment building straight up LOST its hydro and water 'cause the bills weren't paid. Turns out, the landlord, Gareth West, is wanted in the U.S. for allegedly scamming gran
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Crime scene: Former nurse accused of stealing from long-term care residents. Okay, so it's a whole crime scene out here. We got a whole nurse tryna finesse elders. Plus, Toronto's wildin' with assaults, Vaughan's got car chaos, and someone got robbed on a date gone wrong. Stay woke, fam!
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B.C. teacher who said ‘I will kill you’ to student handed 1-day suspension. Yo, this teacher in B.C. straight up told a Grade 9 student "I will kill you." Gets a one-day sus-pension?! Like, that's it? She already got a warning before too! They're making her take a class on being nice now. Smh.
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Alleged car thieves accused of carjacking senior at knife-point back in custody. These dudes allegedly snatched a senior's car at knifepoint back in '22, then dipped. Now they're back in the slammer facing serious heat. One of 'em dipped on bail, but the cops were like, "Nah, we gotta get these dude
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Barrie woman’s family desperate for answers 2 years after her mysterious disappearance. It's been 2 years since Autumn Shaganash yeeted outta Barrie, and her fam is still pressed for answers. Police haven't ruled out anything sus. If you know something, say something, fr fr.
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Calgary police searching for suspect in hit-and-run involving first responder. Okay, so some dude in a stolen whip yeeted into a firefighter in Calgary. Firefighter's okay-ish, but the driver dipped. Cops are on the hunt. If you saw anything, spill the tea!
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California man gets 40 years in child-luring case involving Saanich girl. Okay, so this 44-year-old dude from Cali, Mark David Wallin, just got hit with a whole 40 years in the clink 🔒. He was grooming kids online, including a 12-year-old from Saanich. The deets are kinda messed up, involving some m
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Canadians believe they need $1 million to retire comfortably: report. Canadians are stressing about retirement, saying you need a whole $1 million just to vibe comfortably. Turns out, adulting is hard, and inflation is a real menace. People are low-key scared they gotta work forever.